January 2011
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Y'all should all know that I now have about three...
tedmosby-architect:
I’m that lady now, apparently.
POST THIS!
I WANT TO SEE THE MUFFINS EATING ADORABLY.
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Thank you Tumblr!
oatmeal:
They used my TumblBeasts!
Thanks guys!
-The Oatmeal
<3
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Whenever I write something:
jeric-kripke:
Expectations:
Reality:
he got up n den he went n got food n den he was tired n den he went back to sleep but da boogie munster was like, “NO BITCH U NO GO TO SLEEP BOOOGAA BOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” n den he screamed n it was like inception but mal wasnt a bitch
Can I just?
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I'd like you to meet my friends
They guard my computer with their powerful awesomeness.
Bowser is obviously from Super Mario
Lurky is a baby murloc from World of Warcraft
C’thulhu is from Lovecraft’s deliciously disturbed brain.
Spermie, well Spermie is just cream liquor in a little sperm bottle. Seriously he’s awesome and I’ll never drink him.
They sit atop my computer which has newly been...
@BlindCrow
tedmosby-architect:
Oh girl, I’m going to have to watch the last five episodes again tomorrow by myself so that I can sob properly. I wasn’t watching completely when Rory died and didn’t know what had happened until it was too late, and I’m pretty sure I normally would have bawled. Especially when she forgot him. I still start crying if I think too hard about Donna forgetting.
I wasn’t paying...
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I GOT MY COMPUTER BACK!!!
It’s been nearly 3 YEARS since I’ve had MY computer.
I managed to blow it up when I got a sexy sexy new video card and didn’t look at the specs before using it. Hence my pathetic little power supply up and exploded. Taking out my mobo and HD with it.
Up until recently all I was missing was an OS. Finally got that plugged in, and VOILA! Working computer all dolled up in a sexy...
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He's seriously holding me back on the stalking...
Me: Steve, we need to move to Palm Springs.
Steve: ...why?
Me: Because I need to stalk John Barrowman.
Steve: ...why?
Me: What girl wouldn't want John Barrowman as a gay best friend?! (duh)
Steve: What guy wouldn't want to move to Palm Springs?
Me: ...
Steve: This guy!!
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My tags vary greatly, depending on my current...
spooncake:
Calm (Normal):
these tags are nothing special
they tell you the contents of the post - nothing more, nothing less
Calm (Full-blown Absurdity):
these tags are usually capslock-free
but they’re usually so bizarre that people either question your sanity or want to become your best friend
Calm (Blatant Perversion):
or the “I don’t give a fuck stage”
also: crude porn
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loveanopenmind asked: Im not sure if you've seen this yet but...
http://www.flickr.com/photos/56617146@N00/2527075248/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/56617146@N00/2527075248/
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I like the power of feeling like God when I play...
littlemissdorkette:
BITCH YOU WILL EAT WHEN I TELL YOU
DID I SAY YOU CAN TALK TO THAT SIM
YOU WILL FUCK YOUR HUSBAND
YOU WILL FUCK HIM AND YOU WILL BE KNOCKED UP
AND YOU WILL LIKE IT BITCH
EXCUSE ME DID I SAY YOU CAN MAKE A MEAL FOR YOURSELF
NO BACK UP
MAKE FOOD FOR EVERYONE NOT YOURSELF LAZY
NAH YOU DON’T NEED A SHOWER YOU’RE FINE
I SAID YOU DON’T NEED A SHOWER DO SOMETHING ELSE
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