December 2011
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Dec 25th
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blacklondon replied to your post: It’s 2:30 AM and I just really want to watch the 10th Kingdom now. I really hope you gave in and watched it! I did not :’( I ended up playing Star Wars with my brother in law until about 3 in the morning, with a promise to myself that I would marathon the fuck out of it after I get off work on Monday :D One must be properly awake to enjoy the...
Dec 25th
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It's 2:30 AM and I just really want to watch the...
This is a bad idea. Watching it now would be counter-productive to my schedule. But I have it all on DVD… so tempting….
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Ohai
Hey tumblr people. I’m just popping in really quick from work to say sorry for the radio silence! Steve (Husband-face) and I bought an xbox last week. Since then I have been doing little else than play Fable 3, eat, sleep, and (thankfully) bathe. Now withSkyrim and Star Wars coming in for xmas, I don’t honestly foresee this absence getting better anytime soon. I still love you all,...
Dec 23rd
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starline replied to your photoset: Reasons Why I Hate Facebook Awkward friends you… You can “unsubscribe” from them though. So you won’t see their awkward updates. I feel like a complete facebook baby for not even REALIZING that was a thing I could do. You have just saved me from further terrible facebook situations. Thank you <3
Dec 17th
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bastardfromabasket replied to your photoset: Dear Travis, This is why Five Guys is better than… OH I’M SORRY YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED IN OUR CLUB. MOVE TO CALIFORNIA. NO! California is full of terrible drivers and.. and.. SALES TAX.  Plus we have people pump our gas here. Other states are totally missing an opportunity to create more crappy part time minimum wage jobs for people.
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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fraymotif: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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I really do though.
Steve:   I was explaining to my brother why I don’t believe in gravity. You know what MOST people say when I tell them I don’t believe in gravity? Me:  Steve:   They say “GOOD. POINT.” Me:  Steve:   You just DROP SHIT.
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Let me give you an idea of who I am, as a person,...
I just spent the last 15 minutes trying to lick my elbow.
Dec 15th
cheesecakedevotee asked: You never went Demo?! *judges you*
Dec 14th
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Walp, it's 2:50 in the morning.
Which means it’s time for bed. And by bed I mean I’m going to go give my husband his birthday present (his birthday doesn’t end until we sleep - IT’S DECEMBER 12 UNTIL I SAY IT ISN’T DAMMIT). And by birthday present I obviously mean sex.
Dec 13th
Fffffff Fuck you Hussie
I am entirely TOO GODDAMN POOR FOR THIS CRAP. http://www.whatpumpkin.com/sufferer-necklace.html I’m not even a CANCER (unless you prefer the “new” zodiac, in which case I AM) But.. but.. waaaant. 
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
vampireshadow asked: Whats the one thing in porn/hentai that makes you laugh (i know theres something for everyone there always is)
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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vampireshadow asked: What do you think would be more evil villain power than mine?
Dec 13th
vampireshadow asked: I want to have fun too would you rather a pet griffion or a cerebus?
Dec 13th
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Steve:   JENNIFER! If I play BSG Online 5 times this month we could be eligible to win a 7 foot tall cylon! Me: NO. Steve:    Me: Where would we even PUT it?! Steve:    Me: …. You’re right that doesn’t matter. I’d get rid of our bed if I had to. Steve: Exactly.
Dec 13th
ezzarius asked: Okay so I know where you stand on butts (the cheeks, duh) but I have always wanted to kno, I you could be a butt (just one but) past, present, future or fantasy, whose butt would you be, why and how?
Dec 13th
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TERRIBLY IMPORTANT ABOUT ME POST
My name is Jennifer! Sometimes I am known as Bucket! I has a face! I have had a BIRTHDAY since my last About Me! I am now 23 and stuff! And I have been married to my best friend, (and favorite angry person) Steve for 3 years! Have another wedding picture! YAY! We got married on Halloween! Because we’re ~sooo awesome~ Also all that hair in that picture? Yeah not my real hair. My...
Dec 13th
Dec 13th
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Honesty Hour. Anything you send into my inbox, I...
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Things that offend me:
          People who get offended and don’t understand why I’m not       Using the wrong form of your/you’re
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Tumblr Savior
If you had a face, I would have sex with it. You can’t  block ALL the posts that bother me. But that has more to do with people posting photosets with no tags and no text. But even if I see 1/3 less of the crap, I will be happy <3
Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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Explain yourself in one gif
infernaltwilight: kirbywindwaker: colorfulpasta: captaintop:
Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 9th
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