March 2012
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Bucket: Everybody feels awkward! It's exactly the threesome I was hoping for!
Ezzarius: You and your shame-fetish. It's Yaoi's fault, with their tsundare ways.
Bucket: "It's not like I like you or anything. Hmph." *blush*
Ezzarius: Yuei is then buttfucked by the nearest male even slightly larger then he is.
Bucket: We just described every yaoi I have ever read.
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vampireshadow replied to your post: 6,13,22,47
me and steve are the same height
GIANTS THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU!
vampireshadow asked: 6,13,22,47
blacklondon asked: #43
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Send me a number, right now.
1. What is your best friends name?
2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?
3. What are you listening to right now?
4. Whats your favorite number?
5. What was the last thing you ate?
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
7. How is the weather right now?
8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone?
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
10. Do you have a significant other?
11. Favorite TV show?
12. Siblings?
13. Height?
14. Hair color?
15. Eye Color?
16. Do you wear contacts?
17. Favorite Holiday?
18. Month?
19. Have you ever cried for no reason?
20. What was the last movie you watched?
21. Favorite Day of the Year?
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?
24. Hugs or Kisses?
25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?
27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?
28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?
29. What books are you reading?
30. Piercings?
31. Favorite movies?
32. Favorite football Team?
33. What are you doing right now?
34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
37. Dogs or cats?
38. Favorite flower?
39. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
41. Have you ever loved someone?
42. Who would you like to see right now?
43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
44. Have you ever fired a gun?
45. Do you like to travel by plane?
46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
47. How many pillows do you sleep with?
48. Are you missing someone?
49. Do you have a tattoo?
50. Anybody on Tumblr that you'd go on a date with?
aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
Grassist
February 2012
169 posts
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WHAT IF
m4ge:
ghostleadermorty:
ghostleadermorty:
nocauseforalarm:
ALL OF THE ALPHA TROLLS
ARE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THE BETAS
AT LEAST PERSONALITY WISE
SO ALL THE “NICE” TROLLS ARE “MEAN”
AND THE “MEAN” TROLLS ARE “NICE”
imagine nepeta’s ancestor
:33< get bent
cUNT DESTROYER,
The Great Fandom War
infernaltwilight:
synnesai:
mastersfavorite:
awkwaben:
juggadouche:
shubbabang:
http://dplover25.deviantart.com/art/The-Great-Fandom-War-287669054
I don’t know what I’m doing with my life guys
Welcome to Homestuck y’all
Oh, my god.
HOLY FUCKING
CRAP
wow that is very accurate it’s kinda scary
“Let’s tell them about Homestuck.”
I laughed
"THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!"
bastardfromabasket:
So last weekend my brother and our friend kidnapped me and gave me way too much alcohol and it’s only the second time I’ve ever gotten drunk enough to not remember what happened.
And I just got a flash of a memory of it.
Standing outside of the barbecue place down the street and screaming “THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!” and then conducting all crazylike to the traffic on the...
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copper-fish:
I’m sorry about the audio. Try this...
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Blizzard unveils a plethora of new class talents...
iheartchaos:
Diablo III is still in open beta, still with no solid release date in sight. So if you’re in the beta, you should just know that I’m incredibly jealous and I may be cursing your name before I go to bed at night. But if you are in the beta, you may have noticed a whole shitload of new class talents. Or maybe you haven’t, but here’s your heads up.
Read More
More beta content? BRB...
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untramen:
When “Pokemon” was first released...
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blindcrow replied to your post: the fact that (I’m...
ezzarius:
blindcrow:
ezzarius:
Yes it was he, I dropped it and then was half-laying/stepping on it and that scribble of ASCII characters is what came out. I just went with it, because being able to blame it on my cat seemed really funny to me.
Baggie is the Gary Busey of cats. And I love him for it.
He was three feet away from me and went “BWAAAAAH” and I went “AAAH!” and he went “WHY...
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blindcrow replied to your post: the fact that (I’m...
ezzarius:
Yes it was he, I dropped it and then was half-laying/stepping on it and that scribble of ASCII characters is what came out. I just went with it, because being able to blame it on my cat seemed really funny to me.
Baggie is the Gary Busey of cats. And I love him for it.
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I think you could fall in love with anyone if you... →
ezzarius:
blindcrow:
lolfunk:
mols:
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had...
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Trufax
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you... →
lolfunk:
mols:
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I...
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bibi-chan06 replied to your post: D= !!! OMG! are...
ezzarius:
We’re taking care of it. If I lose too much blood we’ll go to a doctor. This wasn’t entirely unexpected, the cyst has been growing the last few weeks and started to get painful a few days ago. We though we had it taken care of but tonight it just sort of, well, I won’t go into detail. It’s messy. But my arm feels better! Kind of.
If you go to the hospital let me know, I will rush to...
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The person I reblogged this from is sugoi.
thatdudejoey:
ezzarius:
Super sugoi kawaii desu ne. Also, boku no tintin wa totemo ookii kute nagai desu yo!
Gabbi is sugoi
KAWAII DESU DESU DESU DESU
this is all I have to say
benedictfirecrotch:
guillam:
Yah. Pretty much.
First Gary Oldman gets robbed for the Oscar,
and now my scanner isn’t working.
Tonight is officially shit. I’m gonna play video games and cry into my ice cream now.
(I will look into another alternative to post the pictures later. Hopefully something other than taking cellphone pics of the photos. Or smashing my bat into the scanner. Yes I have a bat. It’s bright mother fucking pink.)
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At least they admitted that he was robbed all...
Fuck the Oscars.
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Okay...
Gonna watch the rest of the Oscars, then I’ll post some terrible pictures. Stay tuned for stupidity!
ezzarius:
blindcrow:
tabbran said: if i can post a picture of me dressed as a ballerina on facebook, you can post these weak as shit pictures
If I can get permission from the other people involved I will :) Or maybe I’ll post it and just put ragecomic faces on them… I’ll probably just post the one with my lady frands in my school girl hoar outfit.
vampireshadow said: omg omg omg i want to...
tabbran said: if i can post a picture of me dressed as a ballerina on facebook, you can post these weak as shit pictures
If I can get permission from the other people involved I will :) Or maybe I’ll post it and just put ragecomic faces on them… I’ll probably just post the one with my lady frands in my school girl hoar outfit.
vampireshadow said: omg omg omg i want to...
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Oh god...
My mom just found pictures from my Freshman year of highschool.
I used to wear a hot pink school girl slut skirt.
We made a school video in which ezzarius played Michael Flatley. He posed.
I have pictures… oh god. I can’t even put these on facebook for the shame.
Damien as Oprah wearing my bra.. oh god.
Guys.. these pictures…
i love how canada is in the foreign film category.
obsessedobsesser:
#because you know #we ain’t north america too
It was the Foreign LANGUAGE category, and the Canadian film was in French. Because French Canada is a thing.
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orangealley:
i keep picturing the whole homestuck fandom fighting to hide in cupboards and under tables and behind doors of this big house, sniggering and giggling and people keep slapping each other and going SHHHH, and meanwhile there’s dante basco walking through each room looking in all the wrong places
and hidden in a cookie jar in the kitchen are the panels where hussie snogs rufio and...
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jakeyjoo: