ezzarius: blindcrow: ezzarius: blindcrow: Everyone’s like: And I’m like: Sorry for being married. You and your regular enjoyable sex, shared experiences, and your filthy happiness. PHOEY. I hope you have a WONDERFUL VALENTINES. I’ll take your fraction happiness :D Hey, thats a majority of happiness! If happiness were votes that amount of glee would be large enough to pass a bill in the senate! Can the senate vote on how much sex I’mma have with mah man?  Because I need some Penis Loving Lobbyists STAT.

ezzarius:

blindcrow:

ezzarius:

blindcrow:

Everyone’s like:

And I’m like:

Sorry for being married.

You and your regular enjoyable sex, shared experiences, and your filthy happiness. PHOEY. I hope you have a WONDERFUL VALENTINES.

I’ll take your fraction happiness :D

Hey, thats a majority of happiness! If happiness were votes that amount of glee would be large enough to pass a bill in the senate!

Can the senate vote on how much sex I’mma have with mah man?  Because I need some Penis Loving Lobbyists STAT.

(Source: charlieeismynickname)

Tags: I'm upset with myself now also I am going to bed NIGHT PUDDIN!