vampireshadow asked: if ezzarius doesnt ill ask some creppy ones hurr hurr L, Q,R, S, V, 4

I can always count on you guys to be creepy <3

L: How many people have you ever hooked up with?

Define “hooked up with”? If you mean sex, then the number is 5. 3 guys, 2 girls.  If you include oral the number goes up by 2, and if you include heavy petting then I don’t like this question anymore :( (Jennifer is a slut)

Q:Turn ons? 

Piercings, tattoos, biting, light bondage (chains, handcuffs, blindfolds, collars, etc. Not really into riding crops or painful binding), rough play. I am so glad tumblr is dead at this hour, I AM AWKWARD BLUSHING RIGHT NOW. THESE ARE SO CREEPY. AWKWARD SEGUE WAY TO MOVE ON.~

R: Turn offs?

Awkward dirty talk. Like anything you hear in porn. Serious pain, scarification, shitty tattoos, drool -Like seriously sloppy makeouts are only okay in homestuck, SOCKS. Seriously, don’t wear socks during sex.

S: What do you consider a deal breaker?

TRIBAL TATTOOS. Okay that’s only MOSTLY a joke. I need confidence, but not a BASELESS confidence. Guys that have no experience in anything and think they’re god’s gift to women bother me more than anything. The same goes for girls who think they’re hotter than Aphrodite. So I guess douche bags are my deal breaker? lol

V: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?

Yes. But never to the extent that they were. There will always be that “I have had sloppy  makeouts with this person. I have seen their downstairs bits.” You will never NOT imagine them naked. Does that mean there will always be sexual tension? Not exactly. I just think there will always be a level of awkwardness that can be fun if you both accept it and are able to move past it.

4: What do you notice first about another person?

DO THEY HAVE SHITTY TATTOOS? But seriously. Physically? I look for good eyes first. Personality wise I look for Optimism, humor, and confidence :D