ezzarius: blindcrow: wanderingaroundwondering: Fruit is good for you, in so many ways. cumtoy: Yup yup.  I want this on a mother fucking T-shirt. “Sorry Steve I can’t do that for you, I’m on a diet. Do you know how much fat is in your jizz? DO YOU WANT ME TO BE FAT?!” Bucket, if I offered you a fresh cupcake right now, ANY CUPCAKE, you would eat it. If you can eat a cupcake, you can swallow your husbands jizz. Steve eats meat and drinks coffee. I can guaran-FUCKING-tee you the cupcake will be more delicious. 

ezzarius:

blindcrow:

wanderingaroundwondering:

Fruit is good for you, in so many ways.

cumtoy:

Yup yup.  I want this on a mother fucking T-shirt.

“Sorry Steve I can’t do that for you, I’m on a diet. Do you know how much fat is in your jizz? DO YOU WANT ME TO BE FAT?!”

Bucket, if I offered you a fresh cupcake right now, ANY CUPCAKE, you would eat it. If you can eat a cupcake, you can swallow your husbands jizz.

Steve eats meat and drinks coffee. I can guaran-FUCKING-tee you the cupcake will be more delicious. 

(Source: earn31)