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Bucket: Hussie is the rogue of ALL HAPPINESS I SHOULD POSSESS. He lets me keep a little JUST TO RIP MY STILL BEATING HEART OUT OF MY CHEST

Me: Then, with your hearts life fluid extracted, he dips his pen into the bloody inkwell and begins the next page of his dark artifice, the next page that will bring another sobbing sacrifice to his door.

Bucket: ACCURATE.

I am Bucket and I still find this to be wholly accurate.

Tags: Homestuck HUSSIE STOP BREAKIN ALL MAH FEELS