IHC After Dark: Watch this Toddlers in Tiaras contestant and feel your soul slip away
Her special juice helps her win, honey boo-boo.
I am going to vomit.
And then I’m going to drink a 2 liter of Mountain Dew so I can WIN ALL DEM PAGEANTS HONEY BOO BOO CHILD.
I watched a like three whole episodes of this. The mothers and children that you don’t hate tend to crown low, and all I really care about is if the kids are having a good time. Honestly it’s all pretty fucked up IMO, but there are nuggets of sanity in between the sequences and performance enhancing soda.
I just love that they call it “Special juice” when it’s clearly just a fucking mountain dew bottle with the label torn off.
I’m sure making your 7 year old guzzle that is totally healthy.
But yeah if the kids are happy? That’s great. Pageants just always struck me as forcing the “beauty determines your worth” belief into children. Which is fucked up.
Some were redbull, and they said they stopped using pixie sticks because it was too expensive to get them hyped up.
There is sure as hell of a lot of that. There were kids that basically hated everything about pageants except for the possibility of winning.
But those people make the show, because when someone like me watches something like that, I am basically waiting for someone’s hopes to die, or for the underdog to win. If the girl that is too tomboyish with a mother wearing a star-wars t-shirt loses, then I want to watch the last glimmer of decency in a human soul evaporate into the ether, leaving nothing but an angry meat-husk cursing in it’s wake.
We should force Soup Kitchen to watch an entire season of it.
He can teach me how to properly hate.
